When someone brings up something really embarrassing from your past.
“Let me help you to shut the fuck up.”
(Source: dr0pthegun)
When you’re watching you’re favorite show and you have to pee
you’re like:
But the moment it cuts to a commercial,
And you run to the toilet like:
After you’ve done peeing you run back to the tv like
While running you’re worried the show has already started so you’re like
But then you make it in time so you’re like
(Source: johanjasmin)
That awkward moment when you’re with your friend
and they start kissing their boyfriend/girlfriend so you’re just like:
EVERY FUCKING DAY
BEST THING EVER!
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